Spam me, baby!

NetWeb President Barry Dennis says it's time for self-appointed do-gooders and uninformed politicians to stop demonising spam and examine its legitimate uses in our increasingly Net-centric society.

Am I crazy or what? I love spam!

In the ancient, pre-Internet days, I used to get all kinds of mail in my US Postal Service mailbox. The mail had stamps on it; later on it had imprinted postmarks of one kind or another. I was in the direct-marketing and mail-order business, so I used my name and address as a quality-control measure, just to see how long the mail would take to actually arrive at my house.

As you can imagine, my name found its way to many different lists of one type or another, and I got lots of mail.

Depending on the perspective of the recipient, it was called "junk mail" or "file 13 candidates," or "recyclable materials." Individual pieces included catalogues of every type and description, magazine and book club offers, resort vacation packages and credit cards. Can you believe it? Offering me, an entrepreneur, a credit card? Had they lost their minds?

And I loved it.

I loved reading the offers; I learned things and I even bought some things. They say the easiest sale is to a salesperson, and maybe that's true. But I was a tough customer. I only bought what I needed, or in some cases what I wanted, because they convinced me with good copy, attractive product art and presentation, and with offers backed by a guarantee. They convinced me I had made a great decision. They were (and still are) reaching out to satisfy my needs as their research indicated.

Now, in addition to my mail at home and at the office, I get emails. Lots of emails. And for the most part, I love them. They tell me about things I'm interested in, such as services and products that might satisfy some of my needs. They provide information referrals, ideas and food for thought.

And emails are smart. They don't require a postcard or envelope with postage to get more information--you just click "reply." Or in many cases, click on the "hot link" direct to the emailer's Web site.

Look, here's the deal.

Spam is the "junk mail" of a few years ago. There is still "junk" mail, although I prefer to think of it as marketing mail--searching for new customers and reinvigorating established clients. My spam is important to me. In this new age of the Internet, I need the information and opportunities that email marketing provides. The Internet is a new marketing channel, an information research assistant, and a replacement for some of those mail-order catalogues I used to request. And man, the response time!

The courts and the Federal Trade Commission long ago thrashed out the framework for people taking their name off mailing lists by using the Direct Marketing Association-maintained "opt out" list. Mailers run their list through the DMA and matches are culled for each person from that list.

People don't get what they don't want. But did you know that many of the people on the DMA file have requested catalogues or information by direct mail within a few months of their "opt out?"

Why?

Because we have grown used to getting information this way. If we need to, we can do the same thing using the DMA, or the Internet Advertising Bureau, or another industry trade group.

So, what's the big deal about spam? I think a few well-meaning but uninformed politicians and advocacy groups have decided what's good for us, and in their zeal, they are trying to establish a new and unwarranted benchmark for the marketing channel we call the Internet, and for one of its components: email.

We really have to fight this intrusion. Email is no less commercial speech than other forms of communication; email is a new and--in some cases--a better way of quickly identifying, qualifying and servicing customers. Large catalogue marketers are pleased with the growing percentage of Internet-driven business, and they use email to offer specials and other information potentially valuable to their customers, at less expense than mail-only contact programs.

Not everybody has an email address or access to the Internet: Approximately 70 million US households have computers, out of 120 million total, but not all of the 70 million have access to the internet or email. Most businesses do have Internet and email. There are some emails I get that I don't want or appreciate: pornography, two credit card offers every day (give me a break!), and some others. But you know what I do?

Hit delete.

I hit delete, and I'm free. As for the rest of my spam: Keep it coming!

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Talkback 15 comments

    The difference between spam an ...Anonymous -- 20/05/02

    The difference between spam and conventional snail-mail marketing is that postage stamp the author has discussed. Spammers STEAL network resources (bandwidth, mail server disk space, CPU cycles etc) to distribute their garbage, whereas previously the traditional direct marketer had to pay for postage, and the cost to the recipient was nill.

    Get Real Barry, SPAM costs us ...Keith Styles -- 20/05/02

    Get Real Barry, SPAM costs us all a lot of money. It uses resources we have to pay for endlessly. Hitting the DELETE key is not a solution to the intrusion and expense you & your conies suck from us all day, every day. If I want a catalogue, I'll ask for it. I don't want it forced down my throat. I certainly don't want all the useless US credit card offers on a daily basis or the pornography unless I choose a site that interests me from the endless Web sites I can find without being bombarded multiple times each day.
    You are pushing your own barrow pal..No thanks.

    The definition of "Spam&q ...Philip Leitch -- 20/05/02

    The definition of "Spam" is unwanted email that occurs in such large quantities as to obscure any wanted emails. It came from Monty Python's skit where people could no longer have a conversation due to some Vikings sinking the Spam song in the background.

    So, if the emails are wanted they are NOT Junk email and are NOT spam. Almost 100% of Spam emails are sent by illegitimate and illegal con artists, sending millions if emails illegally (or at least immorally) through insecure mail servers, to email addresses retrieved by programs that scan message boards and web sites like Amazon.com. Both the servers that are used to send the emails and the servers that receive the emails have to pay for these unwanted emails.

    Spam is just wrong.

    What a joke! Not only does th ...Anonymous -- 23/05/02

    What a joke! Not only does this guy speak verbal diarrhoea, but the index page of his company's web site is infected with a vbscript virus... If ZDNet insist on digging up this sort of trash from the gutter, I'll find another source for my "News". Honestly... who in their right mind really wants to receive tens of gambling, porn and unwanted advertising emails on a daily basis. Hitting the delete key is NOT the answer.

    This guy is Delusional! He sta ...Anonymous -- 28/05/02

    This guy is Delusional!
    He states that
    * people only get spam that they want.
    * you can remove yourself from spam lists.
    * you get spam for things that interest you.

    Well he may be interested in all the porn and viagra he gets offered, but most of us are not.

    He also doesn't include his email address in the article. Perhaps he doesn't want SPAM!

    Please post your email address ...Anonymous -- 31/05/02

    Please post your email address, if you like getting unsolicited emails so much, so that I can email you to tell you what I think of your article.

    Spam is evil, particularly off ...Anonymous -- 31/05/02

    Spam is evil, particularly offensive because it invades my peaceful private personal space. Also, the content of spam mail is almost always ridiculous mail order items/pyramid marketing/porn site/or just plain dishonest scams of some sort

    The only people who have anything positive to say about spam mail or advertising in genral are those who are involved in the industry in some way.

    Is Netweb a spam company? This ...BoZo -- 31/05/02

    Is Netweb a spam company? This guy's ideas make me think so. I wonder where ZDNet gets its news from

    Coming from someone who can't ...Barry's Website is Virused -- 08/06/02

    Coming from someone who can't even keep his website virus free (Go to his website and its infected with the VBS/Haptime.Gen) Clean your website up, then we'll take you seriously.....
    NOT!

    Spam is theft of service. It steals our money, takes up space on our servers that WE own. Spam is theivery. If you want to advertise, you pay for it.

    Barry Dennis Is A Troll, But H ...Ken McE -- 09/06/02

    Barry Dennis Is A Troll, But He's A *Good* Troll.

    (Hey, he had me going) I stopped by the

    http://www.netweb.com web site (66.79.10.214)

    to see what else Barry has to say. His name is not obviously associated with that sorry excuse of a web site, or its registration. Even the resident virus doesn't know him. The Netweb whois.directnic.com registration claims that Netweb has a vigorous anti-spam policy. Maybe someone should tell their illustrious leader??

    I could write to domain@netweb.com or info@netweb.com and ask if they've ever heard of him, but once I realized he's probably just aggravating us for fun it seemed kind of pointless....

    If you want to contact the man himself, his mighty industrial empire is hosted by Geocities. While Netweb claims to be out of Arizona, he claims to live in Maryland. Maybe he commutes? The page can be viewed at

    http://www.geocities.com/bdennis410/netweb.html

    Where he looks like just another one of those many get-rich-off-internet-marketing guys, or you can try writing him at BDennis410@AOL.com, if his mailbox hasn't melted down yet.

    Good work Barry. Now please, just go away??

    As a Network/System Administra ...Anonymous -- 26/06/02

    As a Network/System Administrator, one of my jobs is to make sure that none of this SH-T gets in to clog our system.

    But, should I ever be fired etc from my job, I would just remove all the spam filters from the firewall and email server then watch the fun...:)

    Besides - Who in their right minds would ever purchase something that was advertised by spamming ? - By someone with no valid return email address, By someone who does not give full contact details, By someone who just does not respect the system that they are stuffing up.

    That's right - over 50% of all emails are spam - and who is paying for this extra traffic ? - WE ARE ! - We have to pay for every meg we download (Here in Australia).

    My 2cents...

    Although commerical email can ...Anonymous -- 04/08/02

    Although commerical email can help business and potential/existing customers, there are a lot of organisations out there forging subject lines and email headers to send out porn, financial offers, and other stuff.

    Now, I don't remember signing up for this garbage. Most of them don't even put in an opt-out link (especially the porno spammers).

    The US have got a half-hearted law that doesn't apply outside the USA, and the one that spammers love to refer to in their footers didn't get very far in the legal process (if I remember right).

    The EU have done their usual half a brain effort, and the UK, well, let's just say they were more interested in the cheese and wine party after the EU Commission meeting.

    It's time for a global approach to spam and spammers. This is the next terrorist weapon against the world - bring the internet down with spam, and most of the Western world will crash to a halt because businesses can't operate and citizens can't get on with their lives.

    Think about it, world - your lack of giving a care is going to bring about your downfall.

    If spammers can bring down the net by sheer volume of traffic, imagine what one can do if they could hack into the superpowers' defence systems...

    Bye bye Earth, bye bye useless lumps of matter called humans.

    We're the humans, we're so slow, we sold our brains millions of years ago.

    Please spam me wade balsdon -- 10/02/07

    Hi

    Anyone is welcome to spam me provided there is no virus attached. The trick is to know how to turn spam into $$$'s

    "barry as a public service" so tagutchi -- 05/03/09

    lonely... no spam for me... why? send me some spam!
    adonajah@sbcglobal.net
    sotagutchi@gmail.com

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