Tech and the City by Ella Morton

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Poisoned Apple?

Posted by Ella Morton @ 17:16 6 comments

I recently visited the shiny new Apple store located beneath a glass cube on Fifth Avenue in New York City.

The expansive subterranean space was the epitome of minimalist Zen chic, with iPods and MacBooks lovingly showcased atop blonded wood benches. Amid the hushed reverence, clean-cut employees wearing lanyards made from iPod casings sauntered through the throng of Mac acolytes, smiling serenely.

The whole place was just so...sedate. In a city resplendent with "Fuggedaboudit" sass and notoriously prickly people, the Apple store seemed an anachronistic Pleasantville of clean lines and smiling citizens.

Given this retail tranquillity, I was surprised upon my return to read two reports of Apple laptop woes on ZDNet Australia. Both Intel-based notebook models are the subject of grumblings from early adopters, whose enthusiasm has been rewarded with bursting batteries (MacBook Pro) and wrist rest discolouration (MacBook).

It's no good having a slick and pretty store if your smiling customers go home to thigh-burning laptop batteries and swiftly sullied surfaces. But the "All is well, continue as normal and they won't suspect a thing" approach is nothing new for Apple, who are notoriously disinclined to admit that their products might fall short of being perfect.

For a company that has cemented a space in the hipster crowd via an emphasis on creative lifestyles and individualism, it's been a rough few weeks. Claims that iPods are being produced in Chinese sweat shops threaten to tarnish Apple's image among its No Logo-reading target market. Add these latest laptop issues and the company is beginning to look like a supermarket Granny Smith -- smooth and shiny on the outside, but none too tasty once you sink your teeth in.


The descent into Apple land


...where everybody's feelin' fine


The Willy Wonka-esque glass elevator


A fine selection of chic accessories


The glass cube at 59th Street and Fifth Avenue

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Talkback 6 comments

  1. Apple Gordon -- 03/07/06

    Be nice to back up the story with a little fact. I am one happy intel mac user

  2. 5th Ave Store Mike French -- 03/07/06

    I recently took a trip to Tokyo, LA and NY and thought that the Apple Stores were mind blowing... I think the 5th Ave Store was a gimme for Steve to open as the one down at SoHo was PACKED... It took a while to wait in line for the register... Makes me wonder if complementary Internet whilst testing new Macs is all that silly an idea...

  3. 5th Ave Store Mike French -- 03/07/06

    I recently took a trip to Tokyo, LA and NY and thought that the Apple Stores were mind blowing... I think the 5th Ave Store was a gimme for Steve to open as the one down at SoHo was PACKED... It took a while to wait in line for the register... Makes me wonder if complementary Internet whilst testing new Macs is all that silly an idea...

  4. Bad Journalism Anonymous -- 15/07/06

    I find that this story is terrible journalism. The article has no now clear point or direction as to what it is about. At the end it just seems that the author has a personal feud with Apple. Jealousy perhaps?

    1. Response from writer Ella Morton -- 17/07/06

      Hi there,

      As the owner of an old-school iPod, a nano and a MacBook Pro, I certainly have no interest in dissing Apple for the sake of it. If anything, my fondness for Apple has made me hold them to a higher standard, so that when they disappoint, it makes a stronger impact. If better product support is forthcoming, I’ll be singing their praises once more in this here blog. (Which, of course, differs in detail and purpose from a news article.)

      I do admit to occasionally being jealous of Steve Jobs. But only occasionally.

      Cheers,

      Ella Morton

    2. uh... yeah. Anonymous -- 18/07/06

      Dear author:

      I agree with a previous comment. Your journalism is yellow. At the least, off-white.

      Could it possibly be that your expectations are unrealistic? Have you ever noticed that you punish those that don't meat your standards? (I spelled 'meat' for a reason.) What would happen if your expectations were met-- would you melt? explode? change your expectations?

      What would success look like to you? Does anyone 'meet' that standard? Perhaps we all should adopt your clearly high level of understanding. How have you not risen to the top as of yet?

      I welcome our new blog-inating overlord.

      How does your Apple product ownership preclude you from irrational thinking? I own many Apple products. This means I am pretty. Or, like Steve Jobs. Or like Steve Jobs because he is pretty. According to my strandard, that is.

      You admit to being jealous of Steve Jobs. Ok. Um.. good for you to voice that, I guess? Because the alternative is that you're trying to drum up attention to your article/brain fart.

      Though I suppose it goes without saying, this will be my last response to this drivel. Unless of course, picking my **** suddenly takes on less importance. Or, cutting my toenails. I'll let you know. Oh... no I won't.

      Perhaps 'as the owner of an old-school iPod, a nano and a MacBook Pro," you do have a vested interest in dissing Apple's stuffs. I mean, it gave two egomaniacs a chance to waste some time.

      G'night.

  5. Apple zealots vealmince -- 18/07/06

    Seems the Mac zealots are almost as sensitive to criticism as their Linux cousins. That Ella chick said our computers aren't good, so . . . she's a BAD JOURNALIST! Wibble.
    It's a computer, guys, get over it.

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