Big Deal by Angus Kidman

Industry veteran Angus Kidman casts his cynical eye over what passes for news in the world of ICT. He exposes the deep disconnect between what vendors claim is the next big thing and what IT managers are really looking for to help them do their job. This often bitter and twisted rant comes to you courtesy of ZDNet Australia and any venue game enough to host Kidman during his extensive travels.

Acrobat-ic nightmares

Posted by Angus Kidman @ 15:01 10 comments

It's the message I always dread seeing on my computer screen: "the Adobe Update Manager requires your attention".

Ongoing software patching is a fact of life these days, but I don't know of many products that make such a pig's ear of the process as Adobe's near-ubiquitous Acrobat.

Maybe it's a revenge strategy to make up for the fact that so few people upgrade from the free Reader product to the full-blown Acrobat system.

My first beef with Acrobat is the size of the patches. The one that rolled in over the weekend was a relatively scant 8MB or so, but previous updates have been 20MB or more.

The biggest whinge I have, though, is the endlessly time-consuming nature of the process.

First, Acrobat pops up the aforementioned annoying message. Then it starts installation. Then it demands that you reboot your machine. This is an annoying enough requirement at the best of times but the most recent patch outdoes itself by requiring you to reboot twice -- something even Microsoft hasn't tried on for a while outside of basic OS installation.

And I have to go through all this palaver for a product that is a souped-up document viewer built on the premise that the way a document looks is more important than the information it contains.

When I asked Adobe officials last year about the hopeless nature of the product's upgrade processes, they assured me that they tested all upgrades extensively.

One presumes the testers had plenty of spare time on their hands.

Talkback 10 comments

    Yup Renai LeMay -- 05/06/06 (in reply to #120135526)

    I have the exact same problem.

    Renai

    What are they updating? Anonymous -- 05/06/06

    What could they possibly need to update it for? It displays text and images, the program should only be 2MB at most in total size. It's the definition of Bloatware in my opinion.

    I haven't done a single update since I downloaded it last year some time.

    What has this got to do with IT managers and the ICT industry? Anonymous -- 06/06/06

    It must be a slow week at ZDNET! I could read this simplistic and frankly rather tired old whine at any of a zillion personal blogs. Isn't this blog supposed to be where "Industry veteran Angus Kidman casts his cynical eye over what passes for news in the world of ICT" and "exposes the deep disconnect between what vendors claim is the next big thing and what IT managers are really looking for to help them do their job"? Doesn't seem like _anything_ to do with that, to me. I come to ZDNET for real news and information that I can use, not this lame stuff.

    There is no easy way to disable the updates either Anonymous -- 07/06/06

    You have to delete the updater directory from inside Adobe.
    Yes that is the official way to disable it, and that came straight from Adobe support!

    The whole product is also slow as anything!

    disabling acrobat updates Anonymous -- 08/06/06

    what is wrong with:
    edit - preferences - updates
    turn off:display notification at startup. Display installation complete dialogue.
    Select: the last radio button "do not automatically check for critical updates".

    edit - preferences - startup
    turn off:Show messages and automatically update.

    Of course this is AR 7.0

    bloatware Anonymous -- 08/06/06

    if this is bloatware what is MS Windows Media Player?

    Adobe must have hired some microsoft guy Anonymous -- 15/06/06

    Adobe is outpacing Microsoft as a bloatware provider and I don't see the cost/benefit analysis stacking up in Adobe's favour. Unfortunately they sold it into the government and now even a one page letter from some polly is bigger than the windows install disks used to be. There is also the annoying 'update (this rubbbish)' popup which refuses to be killed and I have some reservations about it's privacy issues. Try and sell it to a kid and you'll realise it's future...

    SOOOOOOOOOO FRUSTRATED! Rod Dines -- 20/06/06

    I assure you this is JUST as tedious with the full professional product and probably worse (larger files).

    I have just wasted nearly an hour downloading and installing v7.06,v7.07 and v7.08 upgrades ALL of which required a reboot before install and again one after each.

    Surely the technical people at Adobe are conspiring to reduce the work output of the world so they can somehow leap ahead of any competition. One wonders what they do to distibute updates within their own company. I bet it doesn't involve this much time of every employee.

    Why cant we have cumulative upodates at the least. Let alone double reboots.

    SOOOOOOOOOO FRUSTRATED!

    Failed Upgrade Anonymous -- 21/06/06

    I had to reinstall Acrobat Reader manually after the last update seemed to fail. EVERY time I rebooted the machine, the updater said I needed to reboot - a never ending circle!

    Acrobat is bloatware - so is Windows jj2006 -- 10/07/06

    I can only echo the frustration of others - megabytes for a program that does nothing else than displaying and printing a document nicely is bloatware. But so is the Windows media player - playing a tune used to be possible with a handful of kBytes when programmers still knew how to use assembler. The whole Windows OS is kind of a giant waste dump, covered by green pastures, relying heavily on a few machines deep under the ground called "DOS"... if Billieboy would have to pay the damage caused by the deficiencies of his products, he would be the poorest man in the World, and almost certainly sit in prison!

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